Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Not A Very Clever Gurindam

A Kadir Jasin

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MY plea to all and sundry
Please continue to debate
On the economy
Spare not our anger and agony
Tell our Menteris and YBs
That we’re fed up with their antics
And their infantile politics.

That applies to YB Karpal Singh
The lion and the king
Who says Khairy’s juvenile
That’s like being a child
Though he’s a grown man
So very sure of himself
And wants to be Perdana Menteri
When he’s forty
So goes the story.

So Khairy the MP says
Karpal the lion is senile
That’s like saying
He’s doddering
Suffering from dementia
Sudah nyanyuk mudah lupa
Not knowing what’s a smile
And what’s a holler.

So Karpal the Lion King
The lawyer of standing
Allegedly called Khairy’s
Youth Wing, celaka
That cuts deeply
For celaka is,
To say the least,
Is most uncomplimentary.

But the Lion has been
Acting strangely
Brooding and angry
With all and sundry
Once he sounded bit
Like a summon from the pulpit
When he told his brother Anwar
To repent and taubat
For encouraging the BN MPs
To lompat lompat.

So someone very nasty
Sent him some bullets
That made the Lion
Pissed and angry.

I would rather
They sent him chocolates
Not threats and bullets
Better boxes of sweet tasty chocolates
What good are the bullets
When there’s no gun to fire?
Boxes of chocolates are much better
Eat too much and you’re sure to expire
From diabetes and high blood pressure
No need bullets and guns for hire.

Khairy does no such thing
Not to his nemesis Mr Karpal Singh
Instead he sent his lethal weapon
Of all the places to the Parliament
To rough up the wheel chair-bound
Veteran lawyer
For calling Umno Youth celaka.

Alas the antics of politics
Does not end there
The road show
Has to continue somewhere
So why not in Ipoh,
Under a shady raintree?

The lesson here
My beloved and my dear,
If any,
Don’t you go cutting those trees
For one day
They may come handy
To convene the sitting of
The State Assembly
When you are in emergency
Because the State Secretariat
Is under lock and key.

So I wonder
Who’ll prevail on the river
And who’ll be kings of the two hills
Between the batang and the bukit
The Pakatan and the Barisan
Have them made.

But mistaken not about the batang
Nothing sinister, nothing vulgar
For batang in Iban language means river
And ai has nothing to do,
If you must know,
With the PKR supremo
To the Ibans
Batang Ai means the big river
Nothing vulgar, nothing sinister.

So much for my not so clever puisi
To be read but not taken seriously
Because I too
Suffer from temporary senility
And, occasionally, insanity
Thanks to the antics of our YBs.

55 comments:

aranam said...

Assalamu'alaikum Dato',

Puisi Dato' cantik.

Nik said...

Dato'

I always respect people who can convey messages through Gurindam...Sorry am not good enough to oblige you with a response. But it looks like PERAK is moving towards the status of a FAILED STATE.
Tak Apalah asalkan the Whole of Malaysia does not follow suit.

Najib should ensure that when he comes into power the country is in a stable condition in order for him to concentrate on stabilising UMNO..... Too late for that now...
He's going to be battling internal and external forces plus the economic instability. Gooood Luuuuckk

Anonymous said...

The funny yet relevant side of other thots ! We need that now Dato' to break the monotony of local politic !!!! Bravo

Regards - Men At Work

Sang Kancil said...

Hiduplah Pakatan Rakyat! Daulat Rakyat!

Nazir Azhari 017-6878129 said...

Apa nak dikata....
Si Luncai terjun dengan labu-labunya,

Apa nak dikata........
Ada yang Gila Kuasa,
Gila Harta, Gila-Gila.

Apa yang nak dikata.....
tiada yang mahu belajar
tauladan kisah Negeri Pasir Dua Butir


Apa yang nak dikata.....
Musuh Negara di depan pagar,
Ketua-ketua mimpi kuasa.
Adakah kita menunggu mati.

Madam Curi said...

Dear Datuk AKJ,

Terribly witty! LOL :)

Shah said...

Dear DAKJ, Lord Tennyson must be envious of you.

samurai melayu said...

SALAM DAK
IZINKAN,

A VERY COOOLING GURINDAM
AFTER AN 18-HOLES BERENDAM
IN THE HOT AND HUMID DAY
WITH OUR DRIVES GOING ASTRAY.

FOR THE LOSS WE HAVE TO PAY
DAK'S GURINDAM LIGHTS UP OUR DAY
TUNE ON TO 'SETAHUN SUDAH BERLALU'
TO DAK, WE SAY THANK YOU.

ALFATIHAH, AMIN.

Syigim said...

seronoknya baca gurindam dato'. in humor we might find sense...bravo, dato'!

clap! clap!

shahimah said...

Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face. It was very very enlightening.

ZURICH AL Qaaf said...

Sajak
Aku Seorang Jalang

Wajah terlontar pancaran kedustaan menghambar nafsu dengan hanya ringgit ke syurga
Tersesat di kamar itu terbaring menghisap sekuntum bunga sakura
Aku bosan dengan perlakuan yang tidak sedar bahawa matahari bisa terbit di ufuk Barat

Ya Rabb, telah Kaubutakan mata mereka dengan ke-Esa-an kasih-Mu
Telanjang di kamar itu hanya kerana melayan hawa keinginan yang berada di Jalan P.Ramlee
Ada juga wajah yang terpancar di akhbar merebahkan tubuhnya hanya semata mata seutas Patek
Nafsu lebih jahat dari Azazil kerana Azazil tidak pernah mengaku bahawa dia yang Maha Esa
Ada kala kamar itu sunyi , ada kala kamar itu sepi,dan ada kala kamar itu sendiri
Kegersangan jantan hanya untuk menabur benih zuriatnya kepada gadis yang menjadi hamba dengan hanya semata- mata ringgit ke syurga
Bosan aku melihat wajah itu wajah yang telah kufur kepada nikmat Tuhannya
Wajah yang datang dari kamar yang penuh dengan dosa dan tersendat dengan segala sandiwara
Tidak pernah mereka percaya wahai Tuhan yang Esa bahawa neraka itu benar syurga itu benar rasul-Mu itu benar nur itu pun benar dan malaikat maut itu pun benar
Telah kutunjukkan jalan yang lurus untuk mereka masih lagi mereka memilih untuk menjadi hamba di kamar itu
“Letakkan kakimu di dadaku”
“Sekejaplah you”
Akan kuurut kaki ini dengan sentuhan yang lembut lagi indah
“Sentuhan lembut apa benda ni”
Angin kata-katanya
Tajam, tajam kata-kata itu telah menghiris dengan halus
Limau kasturi telah diperah di atas hirisan itu
Sayang akan kupicit jari-jarimu
Hujan yang pernah turun tidak pernah dianggap sebagai mutiara
Aku ingin jadi seperti
seorang jantan.

Pandangan:- Sajak ini memperlihatkan sikap salah laku dan bagaimana sebahagian manusia membelakangi janji Allah. Tema ini menarik dan baik. Sajak ini langsung kepada persoalan dan temanya. Penggunaan kata bersesuaian dan mencukupi untuk aspek yang hendak diperkatakan.

ringgit said...

Elok semua ahli politik muhasabah diri..

Aku engkau..engkau aku..

Najib Milatu said...

"Because I too
Suffer from temporary senility
And, occasionally, insanity
Thanks to the antics of our YBs."

Me too, me too.

I was frowning, going through the news, trying to understand what is what and which is which.

BIG THANKS TO YOU, now I am smiling. Luckily I am home alone and nobody see that I am not only smiling but almost laughing, alone.

Again. Thanks. Your gurindam is so very refreshing.

A KADIR JASIN said...

Terima kasih semua,

Kalau gurindam saya buat anda ketawa. Saya turut gembira.

BTW, Sdr Shah, Lord Tennyson did not pen his poems in English and the Malay Language.

Terima kasih

Anonymous said...

Datuk,

Datuk buat gurindam ... saya teringat pada kawan lama kita, si Mat Tunjang Enterprise.

Mana hang pi Mat? Rindu nak dengaq hang punya gurindam la.


-sinbad-

Ashraf.K said...

Lol. Reading your post really made my day!

OKJ said...

Salam DAKJ

OKlah Dato’. Let’s take a break and talk about health. Since you mention about dementia, today I’m going to explain a little bit more. Dementia by definition is a syndrome characterize by impairment of memory and at least one of the other domain (aphasia, apraxia, agnosia, executive function). It can be diagnosed clinically or by using several specific criteria such as MMSE (Mini mental state examinations), DSM-IV or NINCDS-ADRDA. The clinical symptoms of dementia includes unable to recall, unable to think wisely, accuse without proof (Celaka), inappropriate act (meeting under a tree), talk nonsense (I’m better than others), talk rubbish (kerajaan haram, kerajaan halal) and so on. But I’m not sure either ‘flip flop’ decision includes in the definition. For the management, there are 2 groups of drug which are effective and approved by FDA. 1st is the acetylcholine receptor inhibitor such as rivastigmine, tacrine, donapexil and galantamine. It acts by increase the acetylcholine chemical in the brain. The later is memantine which acts at the NMDA receptor antagonist.
For prevention, there are lots of controversy. Antioxidant such as Vitamin E, Vitamin C, beta carotene, Flavinoids were tested but failed to give a significant outcome. Hormonal therapy such as estrogen and progesterone also failed to change the outcome and in fact it may increase incidence of thrombosis and cancers. Others such as NSAIDS, COX 2 inhibitor, Ginkgo Biloba and Vitamin B6, B12 and folate failed to show any promising result. Tongkat Ali and Kacip Fatimah were not tested as an anti- aging drugs yet as far as my knowledge. However, by treating hypertension and hyperlipidaemia aggressively, it will reduce the incidence and severity of dementia. So, don’t forget to take your hypertensive and cholesterol drugs (especially statin) because its help a lot.
For the future direction, lots of on going studies including testosterone supplementation being tested and so far it shows a promising result. TQ.

TiCO said...

Dear Dato`

Ayo yo , you so cleber la Dato`. Brabo brabo

like this, I send you wallet la Dato` (no bullet)

NOW i put kesan bunyi antara byte your gurindam Dato`

CAK PONG CAK PONG
CAK PONG CAK PONG

Baru ada sound made in Maysia.

Hahahahahahaha

Hepi hour taim.

hk said...

Dato' ,

Fantastic. At par with Melayu Mudah Lupa or Al Ghazali. Bravo Dato'.

ctangang said...

Hi Dato,

He he he he, Dato you are good with words surely nice to read your guridam, hope you write some more;

Thanks

Anonymous said...

There must be a pot of gold,
Waiting, I've been told.

For the job that's on hold,
and can fold.

That's all for my gurindam but YB can also mean Yang Bodoh, and in this case, Yang Amat Bodoh.

Obviously, power means everything for those clamouring for it, even to the extent of doing things silly.

It will only be a matter of time before the Agong gets roped in this quagmire. And if he makes a sane judgement, he will be crucified by the sour grapes.
God Bless!

A GOOD MAN DOES NOTHING.

Aishah Jamal said...

Salam Dato'
Gurindam Dato' membuatkan saya tersenyum sendiri didepan PC.

Anak said...

Dato'

Ni yang saya respect kat orang lama. Walaupun tak graduate dari Oxford atau Cambridge tapi tetap ada class.....Tabik! Orang lama yang graduate dari Oxford atau Cambridge pun saya respect juga tapi yang muda-muda tu....emm alahai!

Keep on writing Dato'.....

samurai melayu said...

SALAM DAK
IZINKAN,

OKJ Said..

Salam DAKJ

OKlah Dato’. Let’s take a break and talk about health. Since you mention about dementia, today I’m going to explain a little bit more. Dementia by definition is a syndrome characterize by impairment of memory...

OUR IMPRESSION WAS THAT THE SYNDROME WAS AMONGST THE EFFECTS OF DIABETES/HYPERTENSION AND ALL THE MEDICINES HAVE SIDE EFFECTS ON OUR POTENCY WHEN CONSUMED OVER A LONG PERIOD.
WE USED TO 'SADAKALLAH' EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT BUT NOW CUD HARDLY 'RECITE' IT ONCE A MONTH.
ONCE UPON A TIME, ON ONE 'MALAM JUMAAT' , AFTER THE SOLAT ISYAK AND DINNER, WE GAVE OUR YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL WIFE THE USUAL BODY LANGUAGE. SHE REPLIED 'NOT YET. I'VE TO PUT THE BABY TO SLEEP. MEANWHILE, WHY DON'T YOU RECITE THE QURAN? DAPAT JUGA PAHALA SUNAT.I'LL ALERT YOU ONCE THE BABY IS ASLEEP.

SO WE BEGAN WITH..
A'UZUBILLAH..IMPATIENTLY WE ASKED 'YANG, ANAK DAH TIDO? BELUM LAGI YANG... CAME THE ANSWER.
BISMILLAH...THIS TIME SHE CALLED ON.

SADAKALLAH UL'AZIM.. THE RECITATION ENDED.

NO VALGUR, NO SINISTERS
JUST A JOKE AMONGST GOLFERS

SO MY FELLOW BRADER BLOGGERS, DON'T FORGET TO 'SADAKALLAH' AFTER DINNER TONITE.

KERJA SUNAT TU..HE HE.

Barackah said...

Dear Abang Dir

Beautiful. You can write and pen poems beter than that Anwar guy.
Though you look like him, I can safely say you are higher in intellect.
Our other saudara is just talk, talk, talk.
By the way, Melayu Lama people like my Wan says batang is always river from days of yore.
That is why we have Batang Kali in Selangor.
Not Batang Kalimullah.
Did I hurt Rccky by mentioning his nemesis's name?

Republican Reds said...

Bravo Dato,it is a beautiful piece of work there,maybe all of the newspaper whether they are aligned to opposition or BN should publish that as an effort to remind their supporters and Malaysians alike that the general election is over and know the economic crisis is just begining as amatter effect come march8 this year it will be the anniversary of the political tsunami that swept Malaysian of their feet,some fill with hope and others with fear.Unfortunately another tsunami is about to hit us,and indications are we are heavilly unpreaperd to face it.This tsunami will not be fill with hope,however,just fear and devastation.The social cost of an economic crisis is a devastation indeed.Hopefully,with the publication of the artwok,the YB's will start to focus on the economy as their supporters will demand them to do so due to the awareness given from Dato.Those who can give meaningful contribution towards the economy will certainly win my vote in the next general election as they have proven their leadership capabilities against the economic tsunami that pundits sre saying is the worst since the great depression.I would like Dato to further write articles to inform us on our economic state so that more people will be aware of the tsunami beyond the cloudy horizon.

sawit futures trader said...

Salam Dato',

Kalau tak silap, cerita Karpal Singh dan peluru ini bukan pertama kali.

Saya dah letih.

p/s Dan sedih dengan keadaan Perak.

Shah said...

Dear DAKJ,
Is that so? (Tennyson did not write his poems in English).I recall when I was in school, we read his poem "The Charge of the Light Brigade" which was in English. Was it a translation from say Irish or Welsh?

ME said...

salam dato'...

i love your antics. well said and done. its beautiful, witty and very much true...

look forward for more.

have a pleasant day.

Bakri K.R. said...

Ala Dato Kadir...

Dato Kadir ni macam terluka sangat pasai hujah YB Karpal tu memang berisi.

Baca la baik-baik Dato, jangan berat sebelah.

Dulu saya pun macam Dato, terlalu pro-UMNO...

Tapi kini...

Saya melihat bukan sahaja dengan minda, tapi dengan hati.

Terang nampaknya semua sekarang, Dato...

Harap Dato' neutral skit la Dato ya. Jangan terlalu terikut perasaan sentimen.

Wasalam.

Limanov said...

Dato'

Rangkap terakhir paling best..

Indigo said...

Scribe,

The Malay Sultan Haters
(see how they run)

Not A Very Nice Gurindam is a wrap
as a rap in a b'town rappers claptrap
a beatmaker a masterpiece lets rip
beauty is but skin deep ponzi trip

Not very nice
not very nice
not very nice

calling someone from melaka celaka
and for all the wrong reasons belaka
is not very nice is not very nice
it is not very nice when a lawyer
forgets the rule of law
to choose a noble death cold claw

not very nice
not very nice
not very nice

a hindu killer killed a hindu rep
with a bullet in his head, singh
the bodygaurd his lady president
bang! bang! bang! your dead!
scary isn't it? when they were heads
on the same shift in the same lift
if you see hear and catch my drift
tthere is no honors among thieves

not very nice
not very nice
not very nice
fools and their three blind mices

call up the farmers' wives, tuanku

Rakyatbiasa said...

Saya risau dengan perangai pemimpin-pemimpin serta pengikut Pakatan Rakyat ni lah datuk. Kalau macam ni laa tindakan diorang, taknak ikut undang-undang langsung. Apa-apa, semua nak settle atas jalan. Dah la mulut takde insuran (read Karpal Singh), samseng pulak tu. Penjenayah India kena tembak pun dianggapnya polis tu 'racist'. Nak buat demonstrasi lagi.

Tapi, bila budak-budak UMNO pegi buat kacau-bilau, diorang ni naik angin pulak, walhal diorang ni lupa dengan perangai diorang yang sama saja.

Saya terbayang-bayang (lebih kepada nightmare), kalau lah mereka ni jadi kerajaan persekutuan, dan kalaulah mereka ni kalah ke atau MP diorang ni defect kepada BN, agaknya macamana diorang pergunakan angkatan tentera dan polis nanti? Saya terbayang pentadbiran negara ala Hitler a.k.a Nazi. Saya tengok style Anwar, saya bukan meluat, tapi saya jadi takut,risau.

Bukan apa ni datuk, saya bercakap berdasarkan pengamatan saya. Tengok keadaan kat Perak tu amat menakutkan. Sultan tak sokong diorang, nak dihentaknya Raja Muda tu. Lepas tu dalam blog internet, macam-macam dihinanya Sultan-sultan Melayu ni.

Apa salahnya selesaikan kat mahkamah? Bukankah negara kita ada undang-undang?

Saya ni risau lah datuk, gurindam gurau-gurauan pun gurau-gurauan lah. Tapi, realiti keadaan sebenarnya macam ni lah. Kita yang ada anak-bini ni takut negara kita jadi kucar-kacir. Macamana esok kita nak cari makan? Macamana esok nak bagi anak-bini makan?

Silent Majority said...

Dato',

1) Nobody can deny that PR has the advantage over BN in terms of the vocality of voices in the cyberspace.

2) However just like the many attendees at PR 'ceramah', this does not translate to votes most of the times. The proof is very clear, BN was elected as the Fed Govt by the MAJORITY of Malaysian.

3) The PR supporters/sympathizers should realize that the SILENT MAJORITY of Malaysian public are reasonable minded lot. Do you really think they would agree to what you guys are doing?

4) Have we not seen this "drama" before? In 1997-1999 we had the same huha huha and the same "actors" are playing in it.

5) Anwar's strategy to drag BN to play politics 24/7 until GE13 (and hoping that BN will forget to manage the economy) will fail. He tried it before in 1998 and it was a disaster for him.

6) Like I said, Malaysian are reasonable bunch of people. No doubt just like in 1997-1999, most of the people supporting the opposition are "young" people. The only reason why these people seem to be supportive of PR is because they are the ones who suffer the most in the past few years under the mismanagement of Pak Lah...(nak lepas geram..darah muda)

7) BN won the battle in Perak. The WAR will be won not in the political arena but economy. This has been proven by Tun M before. Najib knows this and this is what he is doing now (moving on from the Perak drama and focus on economy). Anwar ALSO knows this and that is why he is still playing the drama!

mekyam said...

very bernas, tok scribe
very lidah dalam pipi
semua yang baca, i'm sure
though rasa grim dan geram
cannot help but menggusi. :D

Hanezam said...

Dear Datuk,

The most hilarious part is your witty summary of Karpal Singh's antics as seen on tv recently.

Karpal Singh is no more
A lawyer of standing
As he is now wheel-trodden

No bullets, no chocolates
But silly puisi like yours
Will make his corpse shiver
Sooner or later

Oh Datuk, this one is so so entertaining,at the expense of our delinquent politicians of course

Jembalang Comel said...

Ishh... tak habis habis menyerang Pakatan Rakyat yang mendapat sokongan rakyat meluas, malah menyerang puak UMNO yang Dato tidak sukai...

Apa lah Dato ni... terlalu pro-puak Mahathir/Najib....

Janganlah Dato'... kalau ada yang benar dikata oleh si Karpal tu, terima saja lah Dato'...

tansrimat said...

Dear Datuk,

Saya mahu komen perenggan yang Datuk kata KJ hantar orang dia ke Parlimen untuk gegar Karpal Singh.

Saya rasa penjelasan dia dah dibuat dalam PC semalam, dan ada di http://lattsharizan.com serta ada juga posting blog mengenainya di sini http://thoughtsintangents.blogspot.com

Rasanya ini tak ada kena-mengena dengan KJ, dan KJ pun dah jauhkan dirinya dari insiden ini.

Sama ada sokong atau tidak, kes Pemuda UMNO Selangor dan Karpal di perkarangan Parlimen tempohari tidak sebagaimana yang dipaparkan.

Elok jangan judge sebelum dengar both sides of the story.

Terima kasih Datuk.

sawit futures trader said...

SALAM DATO',

NOTA : HURUF BESAR DIGUNAKAN BAGI MEMBEZAKAN KOMEN SAYA DAN PETIKAN.

MENURUT PEMUDA UMNO, INSIDEN PARLIMEN BERMULA DENGAN KARPAL DAN PERKATAAN CELAKA.

SAYA TERJUMPA ARTIKEL BERIKUT INI DI http://penarikbeca.blogspot.com/2009/02/alangkah-bertuahnya-pemuda-umno.html

BLOGGER PENARIK BECA (BAKAQ) JUGA ADA MENYERTAKAN HANSARD MENGENAI APA YANG TELAH BERLAKU DALAM DEWAN RAKYAT PADA 9/2/2009 SEBAGAI PERBANDINGAN.

PETIKANNYA ADALAH SEPERTI BERIKUT:

Berikut ialah hansard Dewan Rakyat mengenai peristiwa yang menyebabkan Pemuda Umno menyerang Karpal:

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Terima kasih Tuan Yang di-Pertua untuk memberi satu peluang kepada saya berbahas atas ucapan yang dilafazkan oleh Yang di-Pertuan Agong pada 16 Februari.

Tuan Yang di-Pertua terlebih dahulu saya mahu menyatakan tidak ada apa-apa selisih faham di antara Ketua Pembangkang dan saya. Saya terima Ketua Pembangkang sebagai Ketua Pakatan Rakyat. Apa-apa selisih faham adalah di antara satu sama lain dan tidak ada apa-apa business Barisan Nasional. Ketika baru-baru ini...

Dr. Haji Mohd. Puad Zarkashi [Batu Pahat]: Bukit Gelugor, Bukit Gelugor minta penjelasan sedikit sahaja. Sedikit boleh?

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Boleh, boleh.

Dr. Haji Mohd. Puad Zarkashi [Batu Pahat]: Tidak, penjelasan sahaja. Jadi bila Bukit Gelugor minta Permatang Pauh bertaubat dia tidak sesuai untuk jadi pemimpin apakah itu ditarik balik atau tidak? Maksudnya dia tidak perlu lagi bertaubat.

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Itu adalah pendirian saya tetapi itu tidak jadi pendirian Pakatan Rakyat dan oleh kerana itu saya menerima majoriti bukan apa yang saya sendiri.

Apa yang saya menyatakan tadi Tuan Yang di-Pertua MACC dengan izin tahun 2009. Baru-baru ini diluluskan dan sekarang menjadi undang-undang. Perdana Menteri baru-baru ini kelmarin jika saya tidak silap menyatakan dengan izin kepada MACC, “Be truly professional to high standard of professionalism conduct must be beyond reproach”. Conduct must be beyond reproach dan show high standard the professionalism.

Kenapa professionalism ada ditunjukkan oleh Ketua Pesuruhjaya MACC, Datuk Seri Ahmad Said Hamdan. Orang ini langsung tidak memahami undang-undang. Dia mengatakan dengan umum baru-baru ini tidakkah ada apa-apa untuk menyatakan dengan umum apa yang dia menyuarakan iaitu Menteri Besar Selangor ada melakukan rasuah. Dia menyatakan dengan izin we have strong evidence. MACC ada kuasa untuk menjalankan satu pendakwaan tetapi oleh kerana MB Selangor adalah seorang VIP perkara ini ada dihantar kepada Peguam Negara untuk menentukan pendakwaan dijalankan atau tidak.

Orang ini tidak faham, tidak faham langsung dalam Akta MACC dalam tahun 2009 tidak ada apa-apa yang memberi kuasa kepada MACC untuk menjalankan apa-apa pendakwaan. Dalam kita tidak mengetahui isi kandungan seksyen 58 Akta MACC yang menyatakan dengan izin no prosecution shall be instituted except on the consent of the Public Prosecutor. Itu pun orang ini tidak faham. Kita merayu kepada dia untuk menarik balik, menarik balik apa yang dinyatakan oleh dia terhadap Menteri Besar Selangor.

Tuan Yang di-Pertua baru-baru ini ada beberapa tohmahan yang diarahkan kepada saya 100 laporan polis ada dilaporkan terhadap saya. Barangkali Tuan Yang di-Pertua ini jadi satu rekod dalam dunia. 100 laporan polis, dua peluru Tuan Yang di-Pertua. Bawah peruntukan seksyen 57 Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri ada peruntukan. Jika seseorang memiliki satu peluru jika didakwa dalam mahkamah didapati salah hukuman adalah mandatori maut. Saya mahu dapat tahu di mana Pemuda UMNO ini, celaka ini dapat dua peluru ini.

Dato' Abd. Rahman Dahlan [Kota Belud]: Apa ini? Tuan Yang di-Pertua minta penjelasan.

Dr. Haji Mohd. Puad Zarkashi [Batu Pahat]: Tarik baliklah perkataan tersebut, ini unparliamentary.

Dato' Abd. Rahman Dahlan [Kota Belud]: Minta penjelasan.

Dr. Haji Mohd. Puad Zarkashi [Batu Pahat]: Tuan Yang di-Pertua, celaka.

Dato' Abd. Rahman Dahlan [Kota Belud]: Mana dia boleh kata Pemuda UMNO.

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Tuan Yang di-Pertua ini bukan dituju kepada sesiapa dalam Dewan yang mulia ini.

Dato' Abd. Rahman Dahlan [Kota Belud]: Ya tetapi jangan cakap Pemuda UMNO. Ada bukti tidak?

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Kerana Pemuda UMNO ini adalah celaka.

Dato' Abd. Rahman Dahlan [Kota Belud]: Tarik balik Tuan Yang di-Pertua ini sudah gila ke?

Dato’ Haji Ismail bin Mohamed Said [Kuala Krau]: Tuan Yang di-Pertua tarik baliklah.

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Jangan ganggu saya.

Dato’ Haji Ismail bin Mohamed Said [Kuala Krau]: Mana ada bukti Pemuda UMNO ada peluru.

Tuan M. Manogaran [Telok Intan]: Eh rasa pedas kah?

Dato’ Haji Ismail bin Mohamed Said [Kuala Krau]: Sangkaan Pemuda UMNO ada peluru mana ada.

Dato' Abd. Rahman Dahlan [Kota Belud]: Cakap kurang ajar boleh. Kalau saya cakap boleh?

Dr. Haji Mohd. Puad Zarkashi [Batu Pahat]: Tarik baliklah, minta tarik balik.

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Yang Berhormat, Yang Berhormat tunggu Yang Berhormat.

Dato’ Haji Ismail bin Mohamed Said [Kuala Krau]: Tarik balik.

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Kalau semua kita cakap Yang Berhormat siapa yang hendak dengar lagi?

Beberapa Ahli: [Menyampuk]

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Yang

Berhormat, Yang Berhormat duduk Yang Berhormat.

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Jangan main.

Dato' Abd. Rahman Dahlan [Kota Belud]: Jangan main apa?

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Kalau tidak perlu duduklah Yang Berhormat duduk Yang Berhormat. Okey sudah duduk semua. Bukit Gelugor teruskan ucapan tetapi saya tidak hendak dengar lagi celaka ini Yang Berhormat. Ini sepatutnya tidak dipakailah Yang Berhormat.

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Kerana ini adalah apa yang benar.

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Bukan soal ...

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Kebenaran Tuan Yang di-Pertua.

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Bukan soalan...

Dato’ Haji Ismail bin Haji Mohamed Said [Kuala Krau]: Mana ada benar Pemuda UMNO celaka.

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Saya tidak mahu ada sesiapa mengganggu saya, Tuan Speaker.

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Yang Berhormat, saya tidak mahu dengar perkataan itu lagi.

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Saya ada hak untuk bercakap apa yang betul. Ini betul, kebenaran.

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Saya minta...

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Pemuda UMNO adalah celaka.

Beberapa Ahli: [Bangun] [Menyampuk]

Dato’ Haji Ismail bin Haji Mohamed Said [Kuala Krau]: Tuan Speaker, Peraturan Mesyuarat 36(4).

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Saya minta Yang Berhormat tarik balik celaka ini.

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Ada demonstrasi, Tuan Speaker di Pulau Pinang.

Dr. Haji Mohd. Puad Zarkashi [Batu Pahat]: Dia memang hendak mencabar sebenarnya.

Dato’ Haji Ismail bin Haji Mohamed Said [Kuala Krau]: Hendak mencabar ini, memang hendak mencabar.

Dato’ Abd. Rahman Dahlan [Kota Belud]: Kita tidak mahu ada orang gila ada dalam Dewan ini.

Dato’ Haji Ismail bin Haji Mohamed Said [Kuala Krau]: Bukit Gelugor sengaja hendak mencabar.

Beberapa Ahli: [Bangun]

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Yang Berhormat, perkataan ini memang tidak boleh dipakai, Yang Berhormat.

Dato’ Haji Ismail bin Haji Mohamed Said [Kuala Krau]: 36(4).

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Saya minta tadi jangan Yang Berhormat sebut lagi perkataan ‘celaka’ tetapi masih keluar juga. Itu sahaja. Jadi siapa yang Yang Berhormat sumpah...

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Baiklah, Tuan Speaker.

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: ...tetapi perkataan ini memang tidak boleh dipakai.

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Jika Tuan Speaker tidak sukai, saya tarik balik. Itu tidak ada apa-apa masalah.

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Ha, tarik balik, Yang Berhormat.

Tuan R. Karpal Singh [Bukit Gelugor]: Saya sudah tarik balik.

Seorang Ahli: Duduk, duduk!

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Tarik balik, sudah tarik balik.
Beberapa Ahli: [Menyampuk]

Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Duduk yang lain. Jangan ganggu lagilah. Dengar sahaja.

MENURUT ARTIKEL PENARIK BECA, HANSARD INI ADALAH DARI http://www.parlimen.gov.my/hindex/pdf/DR-25022009.pdf

Cikgu Farish said...

Hmmm... perhaps can be used as a additional literary text in schools besides A.Samad Said's "The Dead Crow" or Shakespeare's "Life's Brief Candle"...

rapper said...

Dato,

boleh pinjam gurindam ni nak buat lirik lagu rap

Sang Algojo said...

Sedap dibaca gurindam Datuk. Biasalah orang bahasa.

Saya juga dah lama fed-up dengan politik, follow jugak, tapi nampak macam semua orang dah lupa Allah, lupa semua, yang nampak, aku nak menang, aku nak menang.

Saya ada menulis di sini http://cucusangalgojo.blogspot.com sekian masa dahulu di bawah tajuk "Jangan sampai rakyat mapuh keghah kerana politik".

Tapi Datuk selepas menegur, siap bergurindam pula mengenai isu apa? Palestin? Kemiskinan? Ekonomi?

Tak. Politik juge. Heheh.

Tapi saya abaikan sajalah. Datuk ni orang tua, mungkin masa tu dalam
keadaan temporary senility. Heheh.

YONG JIAO XIU said...

assalamualaikum dato',
so damn beautifully witty poem lah. tabik spring sama dato'.

YONG JIAO XIU said...

er sorry dato' can i copy your gurindam, 2 share with some of my wonderful friend, can i? i will cite ur name and blog of course.

OKJ said...

Salam DAKJ

Hari ini dalam sejarah.
Pementasan teater Laksamana Do Re Mi telah dimainkan sekali lagi . Meeting dibawah pokok telah bermula. Laksamana Do (MB Dulu) telah dihantar oleh Maharaja Pasir Berdengung (Maharaja Sing) untuk bertemu dengan Raja Pasir Dua Butir (Raja Siva) dibawah pokok beringin. . Tujuannya untuk menghapuskan Tentera Fasola (MB Baru). Cuma skrip dahulu Tentera Fasola yang menderhaka tetepi skrip terbaru Laksamana Do yang sembah derhaka kerana terlalu taat setia kepada Maharaja Sing dan Raja Siva.

Tak tahu nak cakaplah. Kena cucuk batang hidung pun tak sedar diri.Jadi boneka pun tak paham lagi. Dato’ Seri, sedarlah bahawa diri anda telah diperalatkan oleh dua maharaja asing semata mata untuk melihat pepecahan di dikalangan Umat Islam.Cuba lihat disekeliling Dato’ siapakah speaker dan barisan EXCO Dato’. Bayangkan bagaimana resah, sedih dan pilunya hati orang melayu bilamana penduduk negeri lebih 70% Melayu tetapi pemimpin tertingginya tidak mencerminkan peratusan sebegitu. Apatah lagi ke bawah duli tuanku!.

Sejarah mengatakan perpecahan umat Islam dari dulu sehingga kini adalah dengan diperalatkan patung boneka yang tak sedar diri yang dihadiahkan kuasa untuk diambil kesempatan daripadanya. Begitulah runtuhnya tamadun Islam yang terdahulu, dan perkara yang sama mungkin akan berlaku lagi.
ANAK KECIL MAIN API; BUMI MILIK DIANCAM ORANG.

A KADIR JASIN said...

Sdr Yong Jiao Xiu,

Terima kasih.

Ambillah. Tidak ada masalah.

A KADIR JASIN said...

Sdr Rapper,

Ambillah. Tapi kalau buat tape, buatlah betul-betul dan bayar saya royalti... hehehe

Terima kasih.

Anonymous said...

Salam Dato',

Saya tak pasti apakah yang akan saya postkan ini serasi dengan respon-respon lain yg dato terima di bawah tajuk "..gurindam" ni. Ini bukannya original tapi apa yg saya sedut dpd Youtube yg bertajuk "Why are some countries poor". Menurut kata yg ampuya upload tu, majoriti rakyat di negara2 misikin tidak mengamalkan prinsip2 asas berikut:

1 Ethics as a basic principle
2 Integrity
3 Responsibility
4 Respect to the laws and rules
5 Respect to the rights of other citizens
6 Work loving
7 Strive for savings and investments
8 Will of super action
9 Punctuality
10 Dicipline

Secara puratanya (per kapita), di bumi Malaysia ini org Melayu miskin berbanding org Cina dan org India.

Pah Hj JB

Heical said...

Salam Datuk
Saya syurkan tebang pokok raintree persidangan,nampak dah uzur & tua.Kalau ada lagi yg hendak buat persidangan bawah pokok saya syurkan buat dekat pokok raintree sihat dekat Lake Garden Taiping.

Heical said...

Salam lagi,
Bakri K.R

Baca & dengar baik-baik Bakri k.r

Dulu saya pun macam Bakri, terlalu pro-PKR...

Tapi kini...

Saya melihat bukan sahaja dengan minda, tapi dengan hati.

Terang nampaknya semua sekarang,Durhakanya mereka ini terlalu tamak kuasa.
Kalau taada angin tak kan pokok bergoyang.Tak bolih pakai peribahasa ni sekarang tukar sikit kalau taada org goyangkan takkan pokok bergoyang.

Parpu Kari said...
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A KADIR JASIN said...

Sdr Parpukari,

Thank you for the invitation. I had visited your blog. Interesting. Keep it up.

To be fair, I think your should check if this French newspaper also reports on Anwar's sodomy trial.

ChengHo said...

Karpal is in the wrong place at the wrong time , probably in Utter Pradesh he can get chance...

tajudin said...

Salam Dato' AKJ,

Sangat suka saya membaca gurindam ini. Tq.

AngelCat said...

No further comment.

So, conclusion,

Karpal score 1
Permuda score 0

Karpal won depite his handicap. He still kept his title, the "Lion of Jelutong". Any objection?

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