tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post5749832361701388033..comments2024-02-02T18:26:56.123+08:00Comments on The Scribe A Kadir Jasin: Funny But Not So Laughable StoriesA KADIR JASINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05865106109792000636noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-87338615014065624112010-04-25T21:30:16.907+08:002010-04-25T21:30:16.907+08:00Sdr pakbelalang
Saya marah kat Hisham pasal tak p...Sdr pakbelalang<br /><br />Saya marah kat Hisham pasal tak pasal-pasal saya kena bayar yuran untuk menjaga security dikawasan perumahan tempat saya tinggal. Saya dah pencen dan terpaksa tambah belaja RM1000 setahun untuk menjaga keselamatan kawasan perumahan rumah saya.<br /><br />Pemilik syarikat security di negara ini merupakan 'alat' golongan kapitalis meraih keuntungan diri dan kumpulan dengan apa jua cara. Lesennya dikeluarkan oleh Kementerian Hisham. Hisham pulak golongan kapitalis. Jangan marah ye, saya cuma melawak.sajihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466096266299862279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-86757781298197490032010-04-25T13:12:12.814+08:002010-04-25T13:12:12.814+08:00Langitbiru,
Pertanyaan-pertanyaan yang cukup BERN...Langitbiru,<br /><br />Pertanyaan-pertanyaan yang cukup BERNAS!<br /><br />Carry on, sir<br />and best wishes.<br /><br />Salam Hormat.INDIGOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-63553607575725251422010-04-25T12:57:00.617+08:002010-04-25T12:57:00.617+08:00Betul lah kat Mawar:
Fed Up belawak dan munafik, ...Betul lah kat Mawar:<br /><br />Fed Up belawak dan munafik, dan saperti katanya Fed Up sendiri: bodoh.INDIGOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-32809206721683077652010-04-25T08:52:04.711+08:002010-04-25T08:52:04.711+08:00funny but not so laughable stories;
1) bila ada o...funny but not so laughable stories;<br /><br />1) bila ada org sanggup membazir duit rakyat membayar berjuta2 dolar utk berjumpa dgn Presiden US (pelobi yahudi)dari dulu sampai skrg. <br /><br />2) tv1,2,3,9 menggunakan wajah ibrahim ali, ezam dan dr m kempen utk BN. setiapkali muncul watak2 ini di tv, rakyat lagi tekad nak undi PR.<br /><br />3) skrg ni org dok sebut salam 1Apco dari 1Malaysia.<br /><br />Tok, dari semalam saya dok tunggu berita kalau2 ibrahim ali dah kalung 1 selipar kat tony blair. ckp berdegar2, habuk pun tarak. Nak tunjuk berani tak bertempat! Yang funny nya, ada jugak org yg percaya ckp raja katak ni. Kalau negara diserang musuh, dia dulu melompat cabooot....lari.<br /><br />rakyat dah bijakAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-35860003229378437452010-04-24T19:34:27.186+08:002010-04-24T19:34:27.186+08:00Salam INDIGO,
Terimakasih jawab pertanyaan saya k...Salam INDIGO,<br /><br />Terimakasih jawab pertanyaan saya kpd Dato' AKJ.<br /><br />Tak tahu, tak pasti, kena bertanya kalau tak sesat jalan. Tak berceramah, tapi bertanya.<br /><br />"Third force" kata Musa Hassan tu sapa dia? Nak tahu jugak, sebab isu keselamatan.<br /><br />Anak TUn DrM terlibat dgn syarikat arak di Filipina tu betul ke?<br /><br />Betul ke semua MP-MP UMNO hari ni tak seorang pun pernah togok arak? <br /><br />Depa ni agama apa?MalaysianKitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06610577313851193670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-24703879132778018762010-04-24T14:42:08.847+08:002010-04-24T14:42:08.847+08:00langit biru,
Saya marah kat Hisham pasal tak pasa...langit biru,<br /><br />Saya marah kat Hisham pasal tak pasal-pasal saya kena bayar yuran untuk menjaga security dikawasan perumahan tempat saya tinggal. Saya dah pencen dan terpaksa tambah belaja RM1000 setahun untuk menjaga keselamatan kawasan perumahan rumah saya.<br /><br />Apa dah jadi kepada keselamatan awam? Apa yang Hisham dah buat? F**k all!!pakbelalanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14222785831655365630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-63278133635039721372010-04-23T22:03:48.581+08:002010-04-23T22:03:48.581+08:00Scribe,
Salaams
Dengan Izin.
‘Slipper Pete’ a r...Scribe,<br />Salaams<br /><br />Dengan Izin.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mmail.com.my/category/tags/peter-sugumaran" rel="nofollow"> ‘Slipper Pete’ a relieved man</a><br />Frankie D'Cruz<br />Friday, September 18th, 2009 08:09:00<br /> <br />“SLIPPER MAN” Peter Sugumaran (pic) is relieved that former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad is neither angry nor sad over his “slipper garland” insult during the recent MIC party assembly.<br /><br />Sugumaran, 56, the deputy chief of Paya Besar MIC division in Kuantan, told Malay Mail: <b>“Tun’s humility makes me feel so small. If only I can meet him personally to extend my apologies.”</b><br /><br />Terima Kasih Melayu Perkasa<br /><br />ps. Langitbiru, anda ceramah agama apa?INDIGOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-24790960992796513822010-04-23T21:54:14.616+08:002010-04-23T21:54:14.616+08:00Langitbiru,
Slipper Garland
(for you info: BN win...Langitbiru,<br /><br /><b>Slipper Garland</b><br />(for you info: BN wins P94)<br /><br /> After much speculation over the identity of the MIC member who had called for the portrait of Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad to be garlanded with slippers, it is now revealed that the person was none other than MIC’s Paya Besar division deputy chairman <b>Peter Sugumaran.<br /><br /> And after his initial bluster, all he wants now is to say sorry to the former prime minister.<br /><br /> “What I want to say is, Dr Mahathir, I am sorry for demeaning you,” he told Malay Mail in a telephone interview yesterday.</b><br /><br /> Sugumaran admitted that the decision was a bad call on his part and expressed remorse over the incident. “In the heat of the moment, I didn’t know what I was talking about,” he said.<br /><br /> “The words just came out of my mouth. I didn’t plan it when I went onstage to say my piece,” said the retired Tenaga Nasional Berhad employee.<br />(Malay Mail; September 2009)<br /><br /><br />nota:<br /><br />so my hopes goes for you guys went out of the window. no tears, pleaseINDIGOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-11239118313428361712010-04-23T01:48:27.048+08:002010-04-23T01:48:27.048+08:00Education System Needs Frequent Review: Mahathir
...Education System Needs Frequent Review: Mahathir <br /><br />SERI ISKANDAR, April 22 (Bernama) -- Former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamed said the education system needs to be reviewed by including elements on the students' character and wisdom.<br /><br />He said such reviews were necessary because many important elements had not been included in the existing education system.<br /><br />"There are still areas which have not been effectively utilised...this is to avoid churning out students with poor character.<br /> <br /> comment:<br /><br />Yes, that goes without saying. Our education system must be dynamic and not static.<br /><br />Sad to say that we are now experiencing having students who are timid and no character at all particularly among Malay students from rural areas who are lacking in exposure.<br /><br />The Ministry of Education must look into this matter seriously to ensure that these rural Malay students are employable!! They are still suffering from inferiority complex. This is true when they go for interview, they fail to express themselves confidently. I don't blame them totally because our education system does not cater them to develop their personality.pakbelalanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14222785831655365630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-39941620209871167322010-04-22T23:12:55.599+08:002010-04-22T23:12:55.599+08:00Salam Pak Belalang,
Awat marah sangat kat Hishamu...Salam Pak Belalang,<br /><br />Awat marah sangat kat Hishamudin 1 (H1). Nanti Najib 1 (N1) terasa!<br /><br />Home Minister @ outriders - dah ada feeling jadi PM! PM menunggu!<br /><br />Kalau Menteri Amaran jadi PM, sana sini amaran menjadi-jadi, TAPI tak ada tindakan.<br /><br />Apa cerita "third force" dalam PDRM? Musa Hassan yang habaq tu mesti la betui! Sapa dia?MalaysianKitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06610577313851193670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-88329320850360931882010-04-22T19:02:33.184+08:002010-04-22T19:02:33.184+08:00Najib: 1Malaysia lebih popular drpd Milo, KFC
Naj...Najib: 1Malaysia lebih popular drpd Milo, KFC<br /><br />Najib yang juga pengerusi Barisan Nasional berkata gagasan 1Malaysia mendapat sambutan yang menggalakkan daripada rakyat sehingga mengatasi jenama barangan popular yang lain.<br /><br />"Gagasan 1Malaysia lebih popular daripada jenama seperti Milo,Kentucky fried chicken(KFC)... tak boleh lawan lencana dan logo 1Malaysia sebab ada orang suka makan ayam, ada yang tak suka TAPI IMalaysia semua orang SUKA" kata beliau.<br /><br />Komen:Betui ka...ditempat saya tak dak pulak budak-budak terpekik terlolong menyebut 1Malaysia KALAU ia popular.Cerita lawak dari PM...alunbmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02203691069592957044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-49655015702093501092010-04-22T17:46:54.713+08:002010-04-22T17:46:54.713+08:00Dato'AKJ,
Nak tanya,betul ke Kamalanathan ter...Dato'AKJ,<br /><br />Nak tanya,betul ke Kamalanathan terlibat bersama Pemuda MIC nak kalungkan selipar kpd Mahathir dulu?<br /><br />(Kalaulah betul)Dan hari ni, UMNO ambil dia jadi calun?MalaysianKitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06610577313851193670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-68327957178289029902010-04-22T17:35:15.993+08:002010-04-22T17:35:15.993+08:00Salam Dato'
Alhamdulillah, saya sokong SANGAT...Salam Dato'<br /><br />Alhamdulillah, saya sokong SANGAT-SANGAT UMNO BARU jaga,sedar,tahu minum arak haram,berdosa. <br /><br />Saya juga sangat-sangat sokong UMNO BARU jaja seluruh pelusok HS dan Malaysia, peminum arak tak layak diangkat jadi pemimpin.<br /><br />SEBAB, KALAU IKUT KRITERIA INILAH, BERAPA ORANG SANGAT KAH PEMBESAR UMNO YANG LAYAK?<br /><br />Yang "Funny" nya, terfikir juga saya, bagaimana PEMINUM arak akan menjatuhkan hukuman MEMINUM arak?<br /><br />.......Kartika jadi saksi!MalaysianKitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06610577313851193670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-74234031504667546132010-04-22T16:05:49.047+08:002010-04-22T16:05:49.047+08:00"A fine of not more than RM1,000 for Pleads G..."A fine of not more than RM1,000 for Pleads Guilty To Polygamy Without Permission"<br />- That was laughableWajasetiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425035865737571317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-86713592062720755102010-04-22T15:40:26.322+08:002010-04-22T15:40:26.322+08:00Scribe,
Salaams
Dengan Izin
Fikir Tajam, Langitb...Scribe,<br />Salaams<br /><br />Dengan Izin<br /><br />Fikir Tajam, Langitbiru, Yangretibase, dan yang sehaluan<br />Salaams<br /><br /><b>The Best Laugh</b><br />(and no tears please)<br /><br />I hope you guys will have the last laugh in P94. Ameeen.<br /><br />While a rose is a rose and a Mawar is a sweet Mawar, I though love the story of Moses and his divine tongkat.<br /><br />al quu ma jiktum bihi sihr<br /><br />Salam Hormat, Scribe<br />dan Terima Kasih Ultra MalayINDIGOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-11744124175179786192010-04-22T15:17:35.705+08:002010-04-22T15:17:35.705+08:00Dato,
kenapa mesti saya mengundi orang luar menja...Dato,<br /><br />kenapa mesti saya mengundi orang luar menjadi MP saya di HS ?<br /><br />Inilah cerita yang agak lucu tapi tak kelakar bila Zaid Ibrahim menjadi calon PKR di Hulu Selangor<br /><br />Kenapa calon PKR di HS mesti di impot dari Kelantan sedangkan di Kelantan dan Trenggnu sendiri calon PR sendiri terpaksa di impot dari luar pada PRU 2008.<br /><br />Apakah ini bermakna tiada calon anak tempatan ( kelantan ) yang cukup bagus untuk diketengahkan di sana dan sekarang formula yang sama digunapakai di Hulu Selangor.<br /><br />Kini, Zaid Ibrahim dari Kelantan yang juga tidak dicalonkan semasa PRU 2008 oleh Umno ( di gantung - sebab apa ?)di letak sebagai calon PKR di Hulu Selangor.<br /><br /><br />Ps - mintak maaf orang kelantan - saya tidak mengatakan semua tapi cuma mengutarakan hujah saya sebagai pengundi di Hulu Selangor.<br /><br />Tentang kenapa calon impot di Kelantan, pemimpin PR sahaja yang boleh menjawabnya.pengundi Hulu Selangornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-30445464707396105482010-04-22T15:03:39.554+08:002010-04-22T15:03:39.554+08:00Scribe,
Ada baca tak tentang :-
1. Suami simbah ...Scribe,<br /><br />Ada baca tak tentang :-<br /><br />1. Suami simbah asid kepada isteri kerana isteri tidak mahu melayan permintaan suami ....... , dengan alasan sakit kepala?<br /><br />2. Seorang penoreh getah membuat bom tangan. Akhirnya meletup di tangan sendiri dan membawa maut?<br /><br />Kedua-dua kejadian di atas berlaku di Malaysia.<br />Malaysia Boleh!sujinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09611105776632386413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-3212876928192336102010-04-22T14:10:50.263+08:002010-04-22T14:10:50.263+08:00Salam Datuk,
Teringat saya lagu dari kumpulan Be...Salam Datuk, <br /><br />Teringat saya lagu dari kumpulan Bee Gees yang antara liriknya berbunyi: 'I started a joke that makes the whole world laughing... but the joke was on me'..<br /><br />Sekarang ini sekali lagi the joke is on the Malays. Hulu Selangor kawasan majoritinya orang Melayu tetapi sekali lagi pucuk pimpinan (orang Melayu) bagi kat MIC. Puas sudah orang Melayu (baik dari Umno ataupun orang kebanyakan) merayu agar kawasan itu diserahkan balik kepada mereka (Umno) tapi tidak dipedulikan.<br /><br />Maka seperti kebiasaannya orang Melayu akan bercakaran sesama sendiri (Umno vs Pas vs PKR)sehinggakan isu-isu yang tak begitu relevan dibangkitkan. Sumpah seranah, maki hamun, kata nista dan caci mencaci akan dijaja kehulu kehilir tanpa rasa bersalah sedikit pun sesama kita.<br /><br />Cuma kesian sesangat kat orang Melayu ni apabila dalam diam-diam kaum Cina dapat sekolah, orang India dapat calon...orang kita cuma dapat dosa dan noda musim piliharaya.<br /><br />Kalau beginilah mentaliti orang Melayu, maka ada baiknya jika bangsa lain yang memerintah negara kerana sudah terbukti orang kita hanya sesuai dijadikan badut sarkas yang hanya tahu membahagiakan orang lain walupun diri sendiri kecewa dan lara.<br /><br />Mungkin Pulau Pinang dan Singapura boleh dijadikan sebagai satu tauladan buat kita semua.<br /><br />JimizulAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-59734424221761025672010-04-22T10:04:06.837+08:002010-04-22T10:04:06.837+08:00Thousands Of Slippers To 'Greet' Blair In ...Thousands Of Slippers To 'Greet' Blair In Malaysia<br /><br /><br /><br />PUTRAJAYA, April 21 (Bernama) -- Thousands of slippers are expected to 'greet' former British prime minister Tony Blair if he were to set foot in this country this week.<br /><br />This is the promise made by the president of the Malay right-wing group, Pertubuhan Pribumi Perkasa Malaysia (PERKASA), Datuk Ibrahim Ali, who also opposed Blair's visit to this country.<br /><br />comment:<br /><br />Yes, I support PERKASA action. Mr Blair does not deserve to be greeted in our country. He had caused misery to the children and mothers of Iraqi people. Thousands of innocent people had been killed<br />by a liar of the first order.pakbelalanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14222785831655365630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-50886106879552496792010-04-22T09:53:28.178+08:002010-04-22T09:53:28.178+08:00Lee Kuan Yew advised the mayor of Shanghai agains...Lee Kuan Yew advised the mayor of Shanghai against taking the foot off the pedal when it comes to education and to continue beefing up its university graduate population. <br /><br />comment:<br /><br />This is what our government should do. Education is a passport to better living standard and higher productivity. <br /><br />I think the govt. should be more aggressive in its education policy to ensure that we have enough educated people to boost for higher income bracket. There is no two way of enjoying life other than getting our family members to have good quality education.<br /><br />I can observe how my kampong folks have changed their life for the better when their children are succesful in getting good education up to university level. I can see the contrast those family members who are unfortunate not being able to get their children to achieve higher education. They are still struggling to make ends meet without being able to get out from poverty.pakbelalanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14222785831655365630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-55576228191184927822010-04-22T08:47:43.474+08:002010-04-22T08:47:43.474+08:00"Penduduk kawasan tersebut tidak perlu khuati..."Penduduk kawasan tersebut tidak perlu khuatir kerana pihak kami telah mempertingkatkan kawalan....." ucapan skima dari pihak berkuasa selepas sesuatu jenayah berat berlaku. laugable? i guest not for the victims and their family.Wajasetiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425035865737571317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-88703615941677412842010-04-22T01:10:27.577+08:002010-04-22T01:10:27.577+08:00Scribe,
Salaams
Three Funny Stories
(local news b...Scribe,<br />Salaams<br /><br /><b>Three Funny Stories</b><br />(local news bernama)<br /><br />1. <a href="http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsindex.php?id=492013" rel="nofollow">Bung Moktar Pleads Guilty To Polygamy Without Permission</a><br /><br />2. <a href="http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsindex.php?id=492292" rel="nofollow">Ahmad Zahid Loses Bid To Strike Out Suit</a><br /><br />3. <a href="http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsindex.php?id=492419" rel="nofollow">Thousands Of Slippers To 'Greet' Blair In Malaysia</a><br /><br />But i ain't laughin'.<br /><br />terima kasihINDIGOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-85247134737468758232010-04-21T20:30:09.629+08:002010-04-21T20:30:09.629+08:00Macam-macam ada
1. Sex guru Swami Nithyananda, wh...Macam-macam ada<br /><br />1. Sex guru Swami Nithyananda, who went into hiding after sordid video tapes featuring him and two Tamil film actresses surfaced last month, has been arrested in a remote village in India's northern state of Himachal Pradesh.<br /><br />The self-styled 'godman' was arrested in a joint operation by police from the states of Himachal and Karnataka following a tip off on his hideout.<br /><br />2. After the joy of a wedding and the adoption of a baby came arguments that couldn't be resolved, leading Angelique Naylor to file for divorce.<br /><br />That left her fighting both the woman she married in Massachusetts and the state of Texas, which says a union granted in a U.S. state where same-sex marriage is legal can't be dissolved with a divorce in a state where it's not.<br /><br />3. A Malaysian IT manager who broke the arm of another with a wooden pole in a Singapore road rage incident was sentenced to six months months' jail by a district court in the island republic Monday.<br /><br />Tan Eng Heong, 47, an IT manager working in Singapore, was found guilty of causing grievous hurt to Chua Cheng Hai, 45.<br /><br />Thank youA KADIR JASINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05865106109792000636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-47743346765477336272010-04-21T19:31:54.936+08:002010-04-21T19:31:54.936+08:00Salam Dato'
kejap nak pikir, cerita orang jah...Salam Dato'<br /><br />kejap nak pikir, cerita orang jahat di Taiwan tu ada kaitan dgn cerita di Hulu Selangor. <br /><br />SOKONG BAWA REBAHAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873867.post-9640455677244524122010-04-21T18:38:25.784+08:002010-04-21T18:38:25.784+08:00Salam Kasih dan Sayang
Datuk AKJ
Izinkan,
...
Mala...Salam Kasih dan Sayang<br />Datuk AKJ<br />Izinkan,<br />...<br />Malaysia has become so unsafe or the people are feeling a mortal sense of insecurity that “ungated” open housing estates are being illegally barricaded with the local authorities looking the other way.<br /><br />Mohon maaf Datuk, hanya nak kongsi sikit petua kami 'pagar' rumah tanpa pagar mahu pun 'barricade'...<br /><br />BISMILLAHIRRAHMANIRRAHIM<br />(Dengan nama Allah Swt Yang Maha Pengasih dan Penyayang)<br /><br />AMAL DAN SEBATIKAN ZAT SEMPURNA (20) DAN ZAT SIFAT KASIH DAN SAYANG ALLAH SWT DALAM HIDUP HARIAN DAN SENTIASA MENYERAH SEGALA PUJI2AN SDAN KEJAYAAN KEPADA NYA..DENGAN SEPEHUH PENYERAHAN.<br /><br />INSYALLAH, KITA DIRAHMATKAN DENGAN PEMBERIAN KEMENANGAN DAN DILINDUNGI DARI MUSIBAH..DENGAN SEPENUH KESYUKURAN<br /><br />ALFATIHAH, AMIN.<br />Ps. Our home has been open gated for the last 30 years...dengan IZIN NYA..AMIN YAROBBAL ALAMIN.samurai melayuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14656567999745023052noreply@blogger.com